Theory S: zoo melaka memory

Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce to you the 4 Hantu Melaka (p/s: please right click to enlarge the picture, sorry for the technical error.)

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Name: Hantu Li Lin

This is the most blur hantu, has a doubtful level of common sense, but always willingly to fetch other hantu to haunt every places!Weakness: easy to be bullied (sound more to advantage for pembuli)Special ability: saliva fountain- ability to spit BREAD into enemy’s eyes. (will tell you who is the victim)

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Name: Hantu LuahA smart hantu who will turn to ashes when under sun light (in short puteri lilin la, luckily the weather was good)

Weakness:easily pengsan, sini sakit situ sakit

Special ability: Power saver, always able to minimize her power by doing the least stuff

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Name: Hantu Cheryl

A creative Hantu, able to generate a lot of sampat idea.

Weakness: emo, limited haunting hours

Special ability: very good in drawing

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Name: Hantu Siang

The most cute FAT hantu, also the mangsa of li lin’s saliva

Weakness: eating too much, laughing too loud, being too straight in talking which sometimes can be very provoking.

Special ability: eating machine

Mission: To haunt Zoo Melaka

suspected gay horses which we though were donkeys

I love you, you love me, we are happy family, we eat together-gether

hello!! nice to meet you!!

Hantu Li Lin start to haunt her moyang by greeting it with an extra friendly Hellloooo!!!

The bats are sooooo huge, we tried to talk softly so that we will not make those bats awake, however, we FAILEDDDDD, one of bat actually started flying above our heads, we were so scared till we squad down to protect ourselves from being attacked! After a while, the bat has settled down and continues sleeping, we RUN OUT from the House.

I thought we were supposed to take photo which some OTHER animals, but I can ONLY see bats. SUAN liao, better than nothing

Apparently I am wearing the odds colours, they pandai-ly dress in black so that they wont attract any animals attention. The bodoh Siang forgot about this, didn’t wear other colour but RED, I started to haunt that Kerbau with my red shirt (so childish hor).

The Multi animal show starts at 11am and 2pm.The stadium is quite empty since there is not many visitors there.

the huge eagle starts the show by flying left to right of the stadium

The bird is known for the biggest bird species in the world, i doubt li lin taller than the bird.it is damn huge!

A welcome message for us, awwwwww

This picture is specially dedicated to human who simply litter *cough LUAH cough* (i won't tell you that she little around in the zoo

The audiences were asked to give a number from 1- 19 to test Popeye (the white bird), cheryl said that I should have give a bigger number to test the bird.so she gave a much bigger answer.

Popeye answered correctly without thinking twice...*cheers*

Then the final show is presented by Orang Utan

The Orang Utan giving us a very warm and WET welcome!

The orang Utan suppose to help cleaning the stage, but it keeps creating mess by throwing all the stones again and again. So in the end the trainer decided to punish him by giving him a Big Bang!!! So, the orang Utan ~~fakely~~ die on the spot.

Hantu li lin wore a monkey shirt which did attract the Orang Utan attention.

The shows is only 20 minutes long, pretty short, the next elephant show is at 12pm and 4pm. So while waiting for the elephant show we continue haunting other animals.

I tell you, it is SOOO difficult to fit a tall object and a short object in the camera lance, *cough li lin and luah cough* BUT, the kind giraffe willing to compromise, lower it long long neck so that we can fit in.

I like this picture most! For the first time they are able to express the precise face expression, I think they sincerely want to strangle her! HAHAHAHAHHA

oh my god, the ~~bull shit~~ cow dungS are soooo sooo smelly

Then, we ran for Elephant Show which shows at 12pm and 4pm. At the beginning of the show, four of us are the only audience. But we gave a lot of responses so that it will not be that "cold" Let me intro Teh, he is 20 years old now.

The host requires one audience to be on stage to interact with the elephant. Our brave Hantu Cheryl volunteers herself to touch the elephant.

When we were taking picture with the elephant, suddenly Cheryl shouted “ Arghhh! The elephant sedut my hand!!! LIKE VACUUMMMM!!

p/s: the person who was riding on the elephant damn siok sendiri man!

Let me introduce the most sexy animal!!!!

browse down for a clearer BUTT!! . . . . . . . . . .

Jeng Jeng Jeng... Sexy right? they have a built- in kusyen

this is specifically for lynna who is studying at egypt, we take the risk being laughed by her as she may said her neighbour's pet (camel) is sooo much bigger than zoo one.