My turn to kill your brain cells!

just came back from pyramid,
is quite some time ago to laugh out loud with my melaka friends. Only you all, i can!

lame #1: wat type of vegetables that japanese like to eat ?
sayur NARA (sayorana)

lame #2: when cicak A and cicak B chit chating, then cicak A falls from the wall, guess wat cicak B said?? tut tut tut tut tut tut (cicak sound)

lame#3: jika manusia menjadi ikan, ikan menjadi apa?
ikan menjadi banyak lah!

lame#4 there is an elephant which was almost die of hunger, and a banana was infront of it, why it didnt eat banana?
is because of the banana is fake!

ok, Now the banana is real, why the elephants still don't eat it?
because the elephant is fake. hehehhe

Ok now the banana and elephant are real, why the elephant still don't eat the banana?
this is because the banana is in the tv. *cold*

OK, Now, the both banana and elephant are in the tv, why the elephant still don't eat the banana?
because they are not the same channel (feel like sepak some one now?)

Lastly, now both of them in the same channel, why the elephant still don't eat the banana? because they are in different time!

Lame #5 why japan got no Dinosaurs?
because they got ultraman!

Lame #6 this need action, well try to imagine what i m saying ok? last time super man fly with one hand up, why now super man fly with both hand? because last time is manual, now is auto!!(tak faham, come and ask me! i show you)

lame#7
this is my turn to kill their brain cells, i told them about the irish man story from mr. michael.

cheryl, remind me to tell you bout this!

do i miss anything van??


eating in a chinese restaurant with a big group of people is not a good idea because you will end up cuting the batang sayur into half, fish slices break into 4, everyone can only eat 2 strings of noodle. Because of tak kenyang! we ended up have dessert in my honeymoon!


oh ya, darlynn also join the crowd to tell lame joke, is like this:
she asked us whether we want to hear a short joke or a long joke, due to shortages of time, the honeymoon worker keep staring at us so that we can makan faster, make payment faster, then they can close their shop faster. SO, we said we want a short joke.
so darlynn start saying JOKE
all of us stone at a moment. we don't understand her joke, so she said if you want a long one, it would be
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE